How come it takes at least five minutes for Sophia & I to BOTH pick up a mess but she can make one all by herself in .5 seconds flat?
How come whenever Sophia starts a video she looses interest and I end up watching Little Nemo?
How come I have to clean the carpet every time I serve spaghetti?
How come I have carpet in my dinning room?
How come prolonged silence with a two-year-old in the house is the most terrifying thing on the planet?
How come my daughter thinks anything that comes in a plastic bottle/tube is either toothpaste or lotion?
How come my daughter is wearing conditioner as a facial mask?
How come children take baths so often? I'll tell you why, because at the end of the day it's the safest place for them and everyone else in the house!