A baby is a blank cheque made payable to the human race. ~Barbara Christine Seifert


One of the most obvious results of having a baby around the house is to turn two good people into complete idiots who probably wouldn't have been much worse than mere imbeciles without it. ~Georges Courteline, La Philosophie de Georges Courteline


It was the tiniest thing I ever decided to put my whole life into. ~Terri Guillemets


God's interest in the human race is nowhere better evinced than in obstetrics. ~Martin H. Fischer