Overheard at my house:
"Mommy, I'm making a chore list for us to do in the morning!" Can you tell what we've been up to lately?
Making breakfast. "Mommy, did the toaster sneeze?"
In the mall, VERY loudly. "Mommy that boy is wearing earrings like I do!"
Getting ready for the morning. "Mommy, this shirt is too big it shows my nibbles."
Walking through Target, Sophia spotted a staff member carrying an armload of register tape. "Mommy, that's awful tiny toilet paper!"